Crap Filter

Somehow, I feel a little safer

I think we’d all be a little better off without sarcastic satirists ruining things for the rest of us. I like my news like I like my ice cream: Vanilla. The White House happens to agree with me, and that’s why the president has his lawyers writing letters to The Onion.

See, The Onion has the presidential seal on its weekly radio address page. If you’re anything like me, you thought that this was the one page on The Onion that was serious.

The Onion has been around forever, but let’s face it — it’s hit-or-miss these days. George Bush, on the other hand, is always good for a laugh.