Kevin Federline has a seriously distorted self image
Is it just me or does absolutely nobody envy Kevin Federline?
After listening to the single that his producer, Disco D, let slip out onto the Internet, I have to say that somehow, I envy him even less.
Kevin Federline has two jobs: Fetch Britney’s cigarettes and sit quietly while people make fun of him. That’s it. There’s really no more to it. It’s one of those situations where you really just need to accept it and try not to make things worse. It’s easy to hold the line in a situation like that. Nobody asks much of Kevin Federline. It could be worse. And now it is.
The worst part about this song isn’t the lack of talent. It’s the fact that nobody has told Kevin that he’s delusional.
Corrections to lies about Kevin Federline (In the 52 seconds of his song)
All these Pavoratti ain’t following him
Nobody’s asking him when’s the release date
Everybody can wait
Nobody calls him K-Fed, and nobody ever will
Nobody wishes they were in his position (see above)
Dirty is not a style, and he did not create it
He’s not starring in any magazines
Nobody had his name in they mouth
Only Britney’s change is increasing — and let’s be honest — most of this applies to her at this point too
The rest is true.
November 5th, 2005 at 12:13 am
All he’d have to do is sit back relax and enjoy his family. He’d be rich, by osmosis and he’d have a decent looking wife and a lovely child.
Then he has to go and try to make a name for himself.
Like most people will tell you, when the woman is out scoring the green - the marriage is destined to end.
August 21st, 2006 at 11:10 pm
Give the guy a break already. The tabloids bash him to no end that he is a lazy, unemployed joke who mooches off his wife. Well, now he is making an album and putting his heart and soul into something he loves, and he is still getting bashed. If you dont like his music, thats fine, but ease up on the harsh, brutal comments. At least he is working right!!
And maybe Britney really does love him. How would the world know that their marriage is a joke? No one is in their home with them. Let them be and let them live their life. I think the rest of the world needs a life if bashing celebrities is how we spend our free time. The rest of us could only wish we had the success and money they have.
August 22nd, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Federline should change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart
August 22nd, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Kevin SUCKS. Can’t sing, can’t dance. Should stay home and change diapers. He REALLY sucks!