Well shiver me timbers, it’s a sequel!

1 December 2005 :: By Chris Coleman

The only thing better than all these holiday movies are all the trailers for next summer’s big budget blockbusters that appear with them. Yahoo! has the trailer for Disney’s latest theme park ride to become a movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.

Shiver me tentacles!It doesn’t look terrible. In fact, it looks pretty much like more of the first one. The original wasn’t the best movie ever, but Johnny Depp is infinitely entertaining as Captain Jack Sparrow, and Keira Knightley is hot beyond hot. The squidbeard guy in the trailer looks really cool, but I can’t help thinking that I’ve seen him somewhere before.

Unfortunately Keith Richards won’t be making an appearance, as was originally planned, but while it’s always fun to laugh at the Rolling Stones, I don’t think he would have contributed much to the movie.

They’re filming this one and a third one simultaneously, so you can expect even more swashbuckling in 2007.

5 comments so far...

  1. Sequels are bad enough, but sequels to movies based on Disney World rides? Why not move on to making a movie about the Peter Pan ride?

  2. Jeff Harnisch says:
    December 1st, 2005 at 4:42 pm

    Next fall Russell Crowe and Jennifer Garner will star in “Tilt-a-Whirl”. Quite a thriller I hear.

  3. I think the next Disney Add, uh i mean, movie… should be “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride” and it should star Elijah Wood, becuse he is a Toad.

  4. Mike Quintal says:
    December 1st, 2005 at 5:47 pm

    that squid beard dude looks like the pale faced creep from one of the star wars movies. He’s one Jaba’s butt boys.

  5. Jeff Harnisch says:
    December 2nd, 2005 at 9:05 am

    I was thinking that - Bib Fortuna I think. A cross between Bib Fortuna and The Predator.

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