Announcement

Crap Filter rules!

2 December 2005 :: By Chris Coleman

We rules!

Yes, dear readers, it’s the day all of you have been waiting an entire month for: Crap Filter is now a member of the 9rules network. All of our tireless dedication to sorting out the good from the bad, the awful from the outstanding has paid dividends.

The 9rules Network is a highly exclusive group of outstanding weblogs and Web sites. We’ve been up and running for a little over a month now, and readership has been great so far. The 9rules Network will be an extremely valuable resource in hooking us up with even more of the people who stop by for entertainment news, reviews, and commentary every day.

Thanks to 9rules for recognizing that we’ve got the right stuff. We at Crap Filter promise not to let you down!*

*Not a guarantee.

5 comments so far...

  1. Welcome to the herd. Keep filtering the crap.

  2. You asterisk reminds me of the poster in America:The Book with bill and john fighting that read on the bottom, “Every citizen guaranteed a vote*… *vote not guaranteed to count”

  3. I knew I probably wasn’t being totally original with it, but now that I think about it, I think that’s where I got the idea.

  4. I think you got it from The Simpsons:

    Roger Meyers: I’m proud to offer your viewers these hand-drawn Itchy and Scratchy animation cels. Each one is absolutely, positively, one hundred percent guaranteed to increase in value.

    Voiceover: (very quickly) Not a guarantee.

  5. Mike Quintal says:
    December 2nd, 2005 at 5:46 pm

    I have to get my fill of heavy sarcasm every day.

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