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Gary Glitter has a perfectly good excuse

9 December 2005 :: By Chris Coleman

It's awful hot in 'Nam

You know, it’s one thing to keep kiddie porn around. It’s another thing to move to a south Asian country because you assume that keeping kiddie porn and letting kids sleep in your bed is cool with the locals. I think it’s fairly safe to say that nobody except for pedophiles would ever come to the assumption that a place like that exists on earth. Well, maybe the Neverland Ranch, but that’s a different story.

Everybody’s favorite kiddie porn hound, Gary Glitter, apparently has a perfectly reasonable excuse why an 11-year-old girl was sleeping in his bed.

During interrogations by police, Glitter said he allowed the girl to sleep in his bed after she claimed she was afraid of ghosts, attorney Le Thanh Kinh told The Associated Press.

OK, I think it may be time to look for a new attorney. Or possibly a new PR guy. But wait, there’s more.

On another occasion, Glitter told them they could not sleep with him, but “the girls explained to him that in Vietnamese families, the father, the mother and the children sleep in one bed,” Kinh told the AP.

Glitter also told police he went swimming with several girls in his outdoor pool, but denied inappropriate behavior, his attorney said.

“He said he thinks they are like his grandchildren,” Kinh said.

See? It all makes sense. All you people who hear about a man convicted of possessing child pornography and automatically assume that because he was sleeping with children in his bed, he was also having sex with them just plain sicken me. You’re the real perverts.

Read the full AP article

2 comments so far...

  1. da na na na na, HEY, da na na na na…

  2. i’ve got nothing - only a ‘heavy sigh’. The type that says “oy… that’s crazy - whats this world coming too?”

    “…grandchildren”?

    did he really say that!??!

    Kinh is retarded, or is frantically praying that he might win his first case in too many years!

    I need a nap. If any of these idiots think that an informed decision can be made by any defined child - please - check your self into “idiots-rehab”.

    You need help.

    And don’t get me started on Clifford the retard Olson.

    It is the same thing.
    You are wrong - you just are too screwed up - mentally - to realize it. Though i do hope, for the sake of other VICTIMS of your preference, that a dormant neuron fires up in the pea you call your brain and causes you to realize it!!!

    Okay… I was wrong… I guess I did not really have “nothing” to say.

    Get help!

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