A Lillo bit of trouble

13 December 2005 :: By Vin Driscoll

Talk about life imitating art. What’s up with my boy Lillo Brancato, Jr. — the wiseguy wannabe actor from ‘The Sopranos’ and ‘A Bronx Tale’ fame — snuffing out an NYPD cop over the weekend? Damn, I mean I know things have been tough for Lillo since Tony and Big Pussy put the smack down on his ass for putting a hit on nephew Christopher, but this is ridiculous. According to police, Brancato Jr. and another junky jackass were trying to rob someone’s crib in order to score drugs when an off-duty cop approached them. A hail of bullets and a dead cop later, Brancato Jr. — who was critically injured in the melee — is now under police custody and facing murder charges.

Oh, the irony. Let’s just hope Brancato Jr. lives to see the day he wishes he was dead. And that should be about the first day of a life sentence when he drops the soap during shower time. To quote the cops in ‘Goodfellas,’ “Bye-bye, asshole.”

7 comments so far...

  1. Mike Quintal says:
    December 13th, 2005 at 6:23 pm

    “You like that soda? does it taste good? because that’s the last fuckin’ drink you’ll ever have.”
    -Tony Soprano before blowing away Mathew Bevilaqua

    “To kick up to tony soprano would be an honor.”

    Brancato Jr. is serious wasted talent.

  2. Now’s yous can’t leave.

  3. Hey losers get a life you only wish you could act in movies, at least he’s worked w/ the best. All you guys are just jealous wannabees! Lets face its he screwed up large, no excuse for what has happened. But he’s talented, cant deny it! He did an awesome job in Bronx Tale! Just cuz your all probably fat, ugly and balding, dont hate on him! Get a life you fags!

  4. Now there’s an intelligent comment. Did that hit a little too close to home, nick? Did it? Did it? Take this all a little personally, did ya? Aw. Feel a little bit sad now? I’ll tell Vin to be nicer from now on, since he hurt your feelings.

  5. Nick is Lillo’s brother… or gay lover, not quite sure.

  6. Jeff Harnisch says:
    December 23rd, 2005 at 11:10 pm

    OJ Simpson was talented! He did an awesome job at USC and in Buffalo! Can’t deny it! At least he rushed for 2000 yards! This is all relevant to him being an asshole who killed two people! No it isn’t!!

  7. Mike Quintal says:
    December 24th, 2005 at 6:09 pm

    i have nice hair, and I work out….so there….nanannana.
    Lillo is a junkie, deal with it.

Leave a comment

Search Crap Filter