Napoleon just may save this country
Be it resolved that this is the most prolific and important bill of our time. WHEREAS, Napoleon Dynamite is one of the greatest movies in the past decade and this is real bill.
In Idaho, a real bill was put forth in their state legislature that resolved to exonerate the creators of Napoleon Dynamite for their vision, as well as bringing tourism and proper values to the great potato state.
WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho’s most famous export; and
WHEREAS, the friendship between Napoleon and Pedro has furthered multiethnic relationships; and
WHEREAS, Uncle Rico’s football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics; and
WHEREAS, Napoleon’s bicycle and Kip’s skateboard promote better air quality and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transportation;
Moreover, “any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote “Nay” on this concurrent resolution are “FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!” and run the risk of having the “Worst Day of Their Lives!”
