Thank you, Jesus!
Sick and tired of watching that little turd Ralphie trying to convince everyone that the perfect gift from Santa would be “An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model BB gun” * all * fuckin’ * Christmas * Day? 
Sure you are. But this year, cable station Starz has the answer to Ralphie and his name is Quentin.
For the first time ever all five of the master’s movies will be shown together uncut and commercial-free. As an added bonus, Michael Madsen (Mr. Blonde “Ya gonna bark all day or are ya gonna bite?” from Reservoir Dogs) will host the presentation.
Lineup will look like this:
Noon: Reservoir Dogs
1:50: Pulp Fiction
4:40: Jackie Brown
7:30: Kill Bill I
9:35: Kill Bill II
If my in-laws don’t already hate me, they will on Christmas ‘cause I ain’t missing this!
December 22nd, 2005 at 8:27 am
fuck that. ralphie could take quentin any day!
December 22nd, 2005 at 5:18 pm
I don’t know, Mr. Brown sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
December 23rd, 2005 at 9:05 am
I bet you’re a big Lee Marvin fan aren’t ya.