Time to cop a plea for ‘Lost’ ladies

3 January 2006 :: By Chris Coleman

I have a total blue crush on herWe’ve been sort of lacking in the “Lost” news department lately, what with the show being on one of its ridiculously long hiatuses and all. Danielle won’t be checking in with her preview until next week, but just because the show has taken a break, that doesn’t mean the drama has.

In today’s news, it looks like Cynthia Watros plans to take the quitter’s way out and plead guilty to her Dec. 1 drunken driving charge, which kind of brings an uneventful end to her tale. I expected more out of Michelle Rodriguez somehow, and I wasn’t let down.

Rodriguez, whose post-arrest theatrics rivaled her best onscreen work (“I don’t f—king belong here! Why don’t you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You’ve already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too,” she was quoted in the police report), is a different story. Her lawyer, Steve Barta, entered a not guilty plea and her trial was set for March 30.

In true “Lost” fashion, our girl Michelle has decided to stretch this plot way too thin and drag this story out a few more months by pleading not guilty.

I’m no expert on these things, but unless you’re really, really not guilty, it’s probably best to add one more role to your drunken driving resume, get a driver to cart you around, and hit the bottle even harder next time.

11 comments so far...

  1. though the show doesn’t entertain me, this does!

  2. I’m sort of at the point where it’s only marginally entertaining from week to week. I’m watching with the hope that there will be a big payout later in the season, but so far, it’s been fairly unrewarding.

    I also had very high hopes for “Invasion,” but I just had to give up after ABSOLUTELY NOTHING happened for like four episodes.

  3. invasion rocked my world for like 2 weeks, then i started watching whataver was on vh1.

  4. i cant figure out if michelle rodriguez is really hot or really disgusting.

  5. Please, take her life…

  6. vin, i too am torn on the matter.

  7. Not hot. The woman does not speak… she snarls. Ick.

  8. I’m deathly afraid of her

  9. Jeff Harnisch says:
    January 4th, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    If you saw her in public, not knowing she was famous - she’s mildly hot sometimes.

    Not remotely moviestar/sex symbol hot.

  10. […] On one hand, yeah, this episode did end with a huge twist. On the other hand, everybody knew that Libby and Ana Lucia weren’t going to make it past the end of the season. […]

  11. who gives a shit if she was drunk driving she must have had resons for it they shouldnt of took her out of lot there wankers for doing that i think she was well good in lost iv seen her in over films 2 and she was good in them y do u have 2 do that for dam owner of lost W/E he/she is called

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