Hardcourt action

10 January 2006 :: By Mark Bodenrader

kobepornI notcied this little doozy over on Deadspin.com, which is a pretty comical blog for sports fanatics, albeit a pretty snarky one too.

It took a while, but there’s finally a porno version of Kobe Bryant’s legal troubles from recent years. It’s titled “Tobey Bryan’s Backcourt Violation.” (warning: adult content)

Tobey Bryan’s Backcourt Violation delves into the sordid life of a rich, powerful sports superstar who craves anal sex as much as he covets another championship ring.

Sold.

Oh sorry, my bad, I just realized an obvious mistake. It’s Tobey Bryan and not Kobe Bryant. And this guy plays for the Los Angeles Shakers, not the Los Angeles Lakers. Sorry for the mix-up.

One comment so far...

  1. Mike Quintal says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 5:13 pm

    remember the michael jordan one: Face Cram

    I don’t lie

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