Profess your love of golden showers!
For all you teenagers who are sick of having sex bracelets clutter your wrists, finally there is some good news. Now you can buy a T-shirt to more boldly proclaim your sexual identity and desires. Kodesex is a new variant on this trend, allowing you to advertise your sexual feelings on T-shirts, hats, bags, mouse pads, etc. The key is in the code. The kodesex symbols offer you a chance to express your desire to be involved in a variety of sexual practices. They range from wanting a Christian partner, to enjoying sex with human feces (scat).
Whether or not this takes off remains to be seen. Some folks might not want to advertise that they like to be urinated on. On the other hand, People could wear these shirts in the same way they wear shirts that say “pornstar”. Some folks who would never participate in an orgy will think it is cool to have a T-shirt that professes their love of group sex. Some “tough” guy will wear the bondage shirt, even if a papercut makes him cry. Ultimately, these symbols being used so openly are more about the wearer’s desire to excude pop chic, rather than their actual bedroom behavior. And those posers will ruin the whole thing for those that enjoy a good fist.
January 11th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
the “fisting” reminds me of that Pharcyde song from way back, i forget the name of it.
January 11th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
“Thanks, Mr. Simpson. Because of you, we’re aallllll taking golden showers.”
- Armande Tanzarian
January 11th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Chris, now that you are pseudo family, I hope I get you in next year’s Christmas grab bag… the difficult choice is infantilism or scat?