Dear Drew: Get a bra
16 January 2006 :: By Chris Coleman
Apparently the camera adds 10 pounds. To the boobs. Each of them. And it removes bras, too.
Those of you bored enough to be watching the Golden Globes may have caught Drew Barrymore talking about the outstanding film “Good Night, And Good Luck.” Drew must have been in a very big hurry tonight because she apparently forgot to wear a bra. Normally it’s hard to complain about something like this, except when a woman’s lady parts appear to be more like a set of dual beer bellies than actual breasts. It was weird.
Luckily a quick-thinking producer caught it and put a quick end to the wide shot with a tasteful zoom toward her more prime-time-friendly regions.
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January 17th, 2006 at 8:13 am
“I wanna bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard”
January 17th, 2006 at 10:31 am
Does anyone else want to see Drew Barrymore and Shawn Kemp have a conversation so that maybe they’ll realize how silly it looks to predominantly speak out of the side of your mouth? No? Just me?
January 17th, 2006 at 10:45 am
i dunno, i kinda enjoyed drew’s “double-barrelled” approach to the “golden globes”.
January 17th, 2006 at 10:47 am
I’m not saying it was bad, I’m just saying it was weird. It would have been great in a ’70s porn movie, however. Don’t these multi-millionaire stars have somebody to dress them?
January 17th, 2006 at 11:56 am
You sure that wasn’t the SAG awards?
January 17th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
I think she was talking about Good Night, And Good Luck because it was her pick for Breast Picture.
January 17th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I like her. It’s better than the boobs pushed up so far she could rest her chin on it. them.
January 17th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ESPECIALLY IF I KNOW SHE CAN LOOK ALOT BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Wow! Cindy was very disappointed there.
January 17th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Rori, as a good human being, I agree with you entirely. As a man, I have a slightly different opinion.
To be honest I probably would have said nothing, but then the camera started mooooooving in on her face ever so subtly, at which point I realized that my girlfriend and I were not the only ones to notice.
January 17th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
she has saggy, old woman boobs.
January 17th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
I give her an A for creativity, afterall it is the “Golden Globes”
January 17th, 2006 at 11:52 pm
[…] Drew Barrymoore needs a bra. […]
January 18th, 2006 at 3:59 am
I agree. Drew can look so much better. She’s the new model for Missoni and looks INCREDIBLE in there ads. I’d like to see Drew do the old Hollywood fashion and go all out in an incredible dress and jewels for events like this. She has the potential to present herself so much better and it is disappointing. I love the girl-next-door look she portrays in candid publicly but I’d like to see her bring out the glamour for events like this.
January 18th, 2006 at 11:15 am
She could sure use some support for those sagging boobs. A simple bra would do for most but for someone in the movie business isn’t there a surgical procedure to correct that problem?
January 18th, 2006 at 11:43 am
I watched the best/worst dressed post-award shows to see how many reviewers picked her for their worst dressed and was shocked she wasn’t on there at all.
E actually had one reviewer pick Debra Messing as their worst dressed…hello???????? Drew Barrymore looked awful, her hair needs some serious conditioning and the ruffles on that dress just brought more attention to her saggy saggy boobs. Yuck. She looked like a little girl who’s mommy hadn’t bought her her first bra yet.
January 18th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
She looked like a little girl who’s mommy hadn’t bought her her first bra yet.
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Huh?
January 18th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Well now Willlllbbur!!! That makes me want to see Janet Jackson’s “female breast” again. Holy cow (pun intended).
January 18th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Wha?
January 18th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
There were three jokes there, I assume, and I understood zero of them.
January 18th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Wait, I just got one of them.
January 18th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
I suddenly got the urge to iron everything in sight…..
January 18th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Damn, never realised just how ugly DB is.
January 19th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
[…] So the Filter has been getting insane traffic recently because of Chris’ breaking story from the Golden Globes. For those of you who missed it, Drew Barrymore was flowing free with her funbags while presenting. […]
January 19th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Where the HELL is the Kool Aid Man????
I KNOW they’re dating.
He keeps her tongue nice and red!
January 19th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
OH YEAH!
I used to own a Kool Aid Man game for my Atari.
January 19th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
I would love to play with those sloppy floppys while nailing Drew missionary style!
January 19th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
And yet again, the level of discourse reaches new levels.
January 19th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Savage, aren’t conservatives supposed to be pro-family values and all that jive? Isn’t your comment a more “liberal” type of thing to say? I think Mr. Anti-Liberal Man could be slipping.
January 20th, 2006 at 8:22 am
[…] CF: Veering away from music for just a moment, we at Crap Filter were wondering if you caught the Golden Globes. What did you think about Drew Barrymore’s own set of “golden globes” that night? (http://crapfilter.net/2006/01/16/dear_drew_get_a_bra) […]
January 22nd, 2006 at 2:56 pm
If Drew believes Good Night & Good Luck was the best picture of the year, she obviously doesn’t get out much. Sadly, in my role as projectionist in the only moviehouse in the People’s Republic of Berkshire County, (Western Mass.) I am compelled to sit through all sorts of liberal and socialist garbage thrown at us by Drew’s compatriots and occasionally even a good movie crosses my path. I can say Good Night & Good Luck, while technically very well done, capturing the feel and atmosphere of television in the 50’s, it conveniently left out a few relevant facts which would have detracted from the epic heroism Clooney was trying to create for Murrow’s “crusade”. Not the least of which was Murrow’s relatively late entry into the arena of McCarthy bashing. However that’s another matter. I’d recommend Drew spend some time watching a couple genuine Oscar calibre films like Cinderella Man, Capote, Downfall or Munich. As for her sagging fortunes so evident in the photo…. to quote James Bond’s arch nemesis Bloefeld in Diamonds Are Forever: “Too bad they weren’t brains.”
January 22nd, 2006 at 11:04 pm
Extra Extra! Steve Johnson has a ridiculous hard on for Joe McCarthy!
This just in… Steve Johnson has been blacklisted from Crap Filter for being a closet commie!
News at 11… Steve Johnson ruins a perfectly good conversation about boobs!
January 23rd, 2006 at 9:55 am
Steve. It was a pun. The word was Breast not best. It was a bad pun, but the golden globes thing was thrown out there, and I couldn’t resist.
I don’t think the presenters at award shows write their own material, except Sandler and Carey at the MTV awards circa 1997-1999….so chill the fuck out.
On a personal note I hope Cinderella Man doesn’t win because, really, isn’t there a movie like Cinderella Man put out every goddamn year.
May 22nd, 2006 at 11:31 pm
drew s great! i love drew!