Evildoers (of the greater Indianapolis area), beware!!!
If you’re about to be raped to pieces in or around Indianapolis, IN, don’t worry! The Justice Society of Justice (offering twice the justice of their competitors - their words, not mine) will be there to rescue your precious virgin holes.
However, don’t expect the group to stop the kids throwing eggs at your house. From an interview at Lying in the Gutters with group member Mr. Silent (guess it’s just a name):
We also only fight violent crimes. Property crimes don’t concern us as of yet.
Okie doke. Any other qualifiers in your quest for redundant justice?
We also don’t concern ourselves with drugs. Just the crimes where someone is going to get hurt.
WHEW! Glad it’s still okay to score some heroin in the midwest without fear of sweet, masked reprisal.
And, like any good progressive crimefighters, they have their own MySpace profiles.
Things I learned at these sites:
-Other members of the Society include Doom Bunny and Jesus
-Unlike Mr. Silent, Doctor DischorD is not just a name, as he has a PhD in asskickology.
-Adrogynous Japanese teenagers fucking LOVE these guys.
[Thanks to Warren Ellis, The Beat, and Lying in the Gutters]
January 17th, 2006 at 2:09 am
Apparently cancer is one of the evils that Doom Bunny is not concerned with fighting. Poor, misguided Doom Bunny.
January 17th, 2006 at 7:49 am
Is that Manning, Harrison and James?
January 17th, 2006 at 8:10 am
I am a member, my name in the group is Ass Master.
January 17th, 2006 at 8:22 am
So….does that mean you’re gay?
January 17th, 2006 at 8:25 am
Only my justice-serving, ass-kicking JSJ character is gay, I am straight and married in real life.
January 17th, 2006 at 9:55 am
actually, i think it’s proehl, delhomme and goings whooping up a little scare tactic for hasselbeck and the ‘hawks.
“COME TO ME SON OF JOR-EL! AND KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!”
January 19th, 2006 at 7:33 am
Ass-Master could be a straight guy too.
January 19th, 2006 at 7:42 am
He could be Mike, but since he is my alter-ego, I choose him to be gay… though not flaming gay, just a regular homosexual guy that like to fight crime.