Milking the Globes
So the Filter has been getting insane traffic recently because of Chris’ breaking story from the Golden Globes. For those of you who missed it, Drew Barrymore was flowing free with her funbags while presenting.
Well, there’s more flap over stuff that happened at the Globes, so of course I intend to milk it.
Apparently if you work as a reporter for E! you get to touch movie stars’ breasts. Such a thing occurred when Isaac Mizrahi met up with Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet (video).
Also, Page Six of the New York Post reports that Reese Witherspoon made a fashion faux pas during the ceremonies by wearing a dress a second time (Photo courtesy of The Superficial).
Witherspoon, who won Best Actress for “Walk the Line,” wore a white-and-silver “vintage” Chanel dress - only to find out it was a mere 3 years old and that Kirsten Dunst wore the same frock to Globes after-parties back in 2003. Whoops!
As I’m reading this I think I’m actually wearing a shirt for the second straight day that I got from my brother and originally belonged to my dad.
So who’s to blame in this mishap, Chanel for giving Reese an old dress, or Reese for not realizing the chick from “Spider-man” already wore it? Or us for giving this shit life?
Nancy Ryder, Witherspoon’s rep, surprisingly takes Reese’s side.
“Reese was told the dress was vintage. It was not. I’m not angry - just a little disappointed, but the big deal is Reese won the Golden Globe.”
It’s really not. It’s a fucking Golden Globe. Madonna got one. The big deal here is the dress.
January 19th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Milking. Drew’s Boobs. Globes. Milking!
Get it? Come on, don’t ya get it? It’s funny. Ha.