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There’s hope for Jacko’s kids yet

Keep those prayers coming, people, because there’s still a chance that Michael Jackson’s kids won’t end up as fucked up as he is. A California appeals court as decided that Jackson’s ex-wife and uterus donor, Deborah Rowe still has parental rights to the kids, despite the fact that she thought she gave up any claim to the kids years ago.

“A court cannot enter a judgment terminating parental rights based solely upon the parties’ stipulation that the child’s mother or father relinquishes those rights,” the appeals court said.

Yeah, whatever that means. I’m just genuinely happy that these kids still have a chance, even if their mother was actually insane enough to marry and apparently have actual sexual intercourse with the King of Pop.