‘The Superficial’ readers are puritanical jackoffs
Yesterday I was cruising around ytmnd, and came across one site with Emma Watson, who plays Hermione in the Harry Potter movies posing as if she were drinking a bottle of Corona. Colin Devroe over at The Uber Geeks suggested that I write something about it, so I checked Google for the originating source or at least some more information. I came up empty-handed after a whole 30 seconds of searching, so I decided to just forget about it. Besides, the only thing that made it all that interesting was the fact that it was in the ytmnd site.
So then this morning I checked The Superficial, because I like laughing at those more fortunate than I am. I rarely read the comments on sites like that, mostly because I don’t have the patience to dig through 90 of them, and also because I figure the average celebrity-gawker probably can’t add much insight beyond “J00 SUX PARIS!” For some reason, I decided to read a bit. Apparently the morality police like to read about how fat Britney has become because the comments thread on the post about Emma Watson and this picture is full of comments like “Thats awesome… more corrupted hollywood youth” and “I NEVER saw so much alcohol abuse by young adults as I did in Europe. Not to mention the smoking too.”
OK, so they’re not all that bad, and I’m about to get into the pros and cons of drinking for 15-year-olds, but honestly, what a bunch of self-righteous jackasses. My absolute favorite would have to be this gem…
Blech, Corona. She could choose a better drink—courvoisier or Hennessey, anyone?
Self-righteous jackasses, indeed.
