Scott Stapp finally gets a break

9 March 2006 :: By Chris Coleman

Douche Baggins.It ain’t easy being Scott Stapp. The man’s life has basically been a string of public embarassments, and with good cause. He’s a talentless hack, a hypocrite and a douchebag with a god complex. Also, he tried to nail some chick at Denny’s.Oh, and he’s allergic to shirts. What’s not to hate?

In case you’re not familiar with his latest fuck up (and it’s not the one involving his nipple, Kid Rock, and some strippers), here’s a brief primer:

The former Creed frontman and beauty queen Jaclyn Nesheiwat, 25, were married in Miami and en route to a Hawaiian honeymoon via L.A. when he was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport on suspicion of being drunk in public. Stapp requested a blood-alcohol test, which he received—and promptly registered a 0.18, twice the legal limit, according to airport police. The singer was then booked and released on $250 bail

That’s just stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. Anyway, it looks like the L.A. district attorney had mercy on his pathetic soul and decided not to press charges. I guess he’s had it bad enough. On the other hand…

4 comments so far...

  1. Didn’t you know Scott Stapp makes Christian music? Ha, what a joke. He makes Boy George and George Michael look like any of the apostles (except for Judas). It’s sad that he couldn’t make any money on his music without selling it as Christian, and deceiving people that he is a man of faith. If it wasn’t for that fan base then Creed wouldn’t have had half the success it had. At least people have realized what a disgusting hypocrite he is, and his solo record flopped, even if it’s lead single was melodramatic, fake salvation garbage.

    I am no way anti-Christian, I am against people who falsely wear it as a phoney badge to make money. He should go make another “video” with Kid Rock (which I’m sure would be gospel since he is so moral) you disgusting piece of garbage. He makes me sick, and I’m sure if he saw me he would act really Christian and not try to start a fight. Oh wait, we all know his track record when it comes to that.

  2. “I’ve been on Heaven’s doorstep,
    With the door open,
    One foot inside
    I’ve cried out…God give me answers!
    Please hush child I’ll tell you why.
    You have loved me when you were weak.
    You have given unselfishly.
    Kept you from falling…
    falling everywhere but your knees!”

    Is he saying that he gives unselfishly? The only thing he gives out freely are punches to the head of 311, singles to strippers, or VD to hookers, but other than that he doesn’t seem like a very generous dude. Maybe he’s saying God gave unselfishly to him, but either way, those lyrics either show his amazing arrogance or his ineptitude at songwriting.

    Sorry, just had to give a sampling of the joke that is Scott Stapp. Yes, I’ll hush and listen to him tell me the best way to live my life. I’d rather listen to OJ Simpson about how I should treat women.

    Check out the vomit inducing album art from his album that nobody bought. He seems like such a humble guy. What a role model.

  3. I like Christians. I don’t like Scott. ‘nough said.

  4. scott stapp is fucking tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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