New Lennon show promises to make you stupider
Here’s the setup: Some TV producers (not at Fox, if you can believe that) have a bright idea to make a show about John Lennon.
Last week, the producers of a profitable but failed 2003 attempt to contact the late Princess Diana, announced plans to shoot a new pay-per-view seance to contact Lennon, who was murdered over 25 years ago by Mark David Chapman outside Manhattan’s Dakota apartment building where he lived.
Wow, what a bummer that they couldn’t get a hold of Pricess Diana. I guess she was busy that day. Dead princesses still have busy schedules, you know.
The show will culminate as psychics, colleagues and confidantes sit at a seance table for 30 minutes surrounded by infra-red cameras that can capture any “presence” or spirit that enters the room.
Ooh! This sounds like science. This way, if John Lennon really does drop by, or if somebody turns up the heat in the room, the viewing public will know!
I know there’s a lot of people out there with money that they’re just dying to throw away. If you think you might be one of them, please, I implore you, send your money to me instead.
March 22nd, 2006 at 4:00 pm
I hope John shows up and kicks all of their assess for forgetting that he hated this supernatural & superstitious nonsense. Imagine …