Eminem has new material; ditches his bitch

5 April 2006 :: By Chris Coleman

Bitch, you make me smile!Shock! Less than three months after remarrying his on-again-off-again wife Kim, Eminem has filed for re-divorce.

Though the marital issues of most rappers wouldn’t make headlines, Eminem has used his tormented relationship with Kim, his high school sweetheart, as a source of his most popular and demented rhymes.

He’s killed her off in song and assailed her with his lyrics — but that was before they got back together.

The only safe assumption is that he was running low on material and needed a refill. This should get him through another album or too. Look for the singles “Bitch, you still suck” and “Bitch, you’re still a bitching bitch” soon on iTunes.

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