We’re here to talk about your baby, Ms. Spears
This must be like pure deja vu from Britney’s backwoods childhood in Louisiana:
Child welfare officials and a sheriff’s deputy visited the home of Britney Spears but declined to say Tuesday whether they were investigating the pop princess.
Spears and her husband, Kevin Federline, are the parents of an infant son, Sean Preston.
The Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services and the Lost Hills sheriff’s station declined to give details of Saturday afternoon’s visit.
“It’s a very standard, routine patrol request,” Lt. Debra Glaskides said Tuesday. “We just roll out with them. We stood by, we took no action, no report or anything.”
You know how it was Luke Skywalker’s destiny to redeem his father so Anakin Skywalker could kill The Emperor and bring balance to the force? It is Sean Preston Spears-Federline’s destiny to be seized by the state, thusly restoring the balance to that was disturbed way back when people actually thought Britney might not be absolute trash.
UPDATE
From the pinnacle of Journalism, The Star:
On April 7, when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline realized that their baby, Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, panic bells went off. Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair, a tumble that had his parents worried that he might have been critically injured.
They had every right to fret. After rushing Sean to a nearby hospital, they discovered he had a minor skull fracture (sometimes called a “scalp fracture” in babies), and a blood clot.
Wait a second. It took them “just” six days to go to the hospital after the kid fell on his head out of a high chair? When I think “fret” I don’t think “sit around waiting for the moonshine to ferment so you can drive to the hospital with a good buzz.” And after six days, “rushing” isn’t really the word for going to the hospital.
Looks like the prophecy will be fulfilled sooner than anyone could have anticipated.
April 12th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
I can’t tell if you’re purposegully trying to mislead up with that photo or not. Is she preggo is that pic?
April 12th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
aahahaaha! I’m still waiting for her to get so far down in the h-wood ladder that she can only score a guest spot on the show Trailer Park Boys. That would be the ultimate prophecy fulfillment.
April 12th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
What’s to mislead? I think the picture is from when she was pregnant, but that’s really beside the point. It’s really just to illustrate Britney in a nutshell.
April 12th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Oh baby, baby how was she supposed to know?
There is a picture of Britney REALLY preggars and smoking that I found online. She is literally 8 or 9 months along.
-Kaity
April 12th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
someone needs to go see the britney birthing scupture in w’burg and review it here
April 12th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
c’mon now, boys, admit it; you’d all bang her.
something in the way she’d squeal for more with the marly hanging outta her mouth and the ashtray secured between her tattooed funbags just oozes sexuality.
right?