And baby makes three… freaks

18 April 2006 :: By Chris Coleman

Cry!That eerie silence you’re not hearing is the lack of sound of Katie Holmes pushing out baby thetan girl… or something absolutely ridiculous like that.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Actor Tom Cruise and his fiance, actress Katie Holmes, welcomed the birth of a daughter on Tuesday, according to Cruise’s publicist.

They named the girl Suri, which “has its origins in Hebrew, meaning ‘princess,’ or in Persian, meaning ‘red rose,’ ” Cruise spokesman Paul Bloch said in a statement.

What more is there to say, really? This one never had a chance.

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  1. In an added twist, Brooke Shields had her baby girl the same day in the same hospital.

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