Oops, she did it again
The Gray Lady of celebrity journalism, US Weekly, has the scoop of the century — Britney’s pregnant — again! OK, so it’s not much of a scoop. Expect to see this story play out in a similar fashion once a year or so for the next 23 or so years. The second Britney married Kevin Federline, it was pretty much a solid bet that Britney would spend the majority of her life up until menopause with swollen ankles and raising her big hillbilly clan.
Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us
Remember that hot 16-year-old girl named Britney Spears dancing around in a school uniform? No sooner than she hit the scene did predictions start rolling in on how long after her 18th birthday she’d end up in Playboy. I hope you didn’t lay down any cash on that, because it’s never going to happen.
If it does, it’ll be another Tiffany deal where she shows up 15 years after that last fleeting bit of real fame. OK, Tiffany was only like 31 at the time, which isn’t bad, but I predict a soft-focus, heavyily backlit Britney to appear sometime around the time she turns 49.
Be sure to head over to US Weekly for a super-sexy pic.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Once the second baby is born, Britney and Shar will be in the same boat, both holding 2 kids, while K-Fed runs off to marry someone else he thinks will help make him famous.
April 26th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
i’ll bust ya eye. k-fed take care hiz kidz, yo. i’ll bust ya eye. jus’ cuz i’z got mad street cred aint no reason fo fools ta be hatin’ on the k-fed.
yo, i mention i bust ya eye?
—poppa zao